Historically speaking people are a sucker for sad songs and sad movies
And uh well I would say that this song is probably one of the sadder of your songs
It’s merely a song about a man who has a bad back

Laid back in the sack Jack
On my back in the sack Jack
Cause I cracked my sacroiliac Jack

Bad news I really blew a fuse Jack
Got the blues can’t even tie my shoes Jack
Cause when you’re holding up the traction
Cause your action’s just a fraction Jack

[ guitar ]

Laid back in the sack Jack…

Can’t move I guess I lost my groove Jack
Outta luck I really shoulda ducked back Jack
Cause when you’re holding up the traction
Cause your action’s just a fraction Jack